Did Adam and Eve have navels?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the
water?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay ... does that mean that my job is a crime?
Can you daydream at night?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How come there aren't B batteries?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How can there be self-help "groups?"
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of
the others?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a
yellow?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words,
how dangerous is a fax?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If sour cream is past its expiration date is it good then?
If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?
If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you
first?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a
surprise birthday party for them?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out
of that stuff?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on
the headlights?
If corn oil comes from corns, where does baby oil come from?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead?"
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet?
If time heals all wounds, how come he belly button stays the same?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?
If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of
the earth?
If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would
you be able to hear it?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman
around to hear him - is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If a man that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should
they save him?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If ice can burn then can fire freeze?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
In a country of free
speech, why are there phone bills?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
What is the speed of dark?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What do you do when you discover and an endangered animal that only eats
endangered plants?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
What happened to the first 6 "ups?"
What's another word for synonym?
What does OK actually mean?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get
to the tape?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it
is?
Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do we say things "go off" when they are actually turning on?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why is it building "buildings", shouldn't they be called a "built" when
completed?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist?
Why is it called "after dark", when it is really after light?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains
real lemons?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they know you
don't have?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do noses run, and feet smell?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it that when the door is open they call ajar but when the jar is open it
isn't adoor?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why are they called "stand" when they are made for sitting?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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