"Dominus vobiscum."
The pizza guy is here.

"Sharpei diem."
Seize the wrinkled dog.

"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
Remove foil before microwaving.

"Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum."
Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

"Motorolus interruptus."
Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.

"Veni, Vidi, Pesci."
I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.

"Veni, Vidi, Visa."
I came, I saw, I shopped.

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
I came, I saw, I stuck around.

"Revelare Pecunia!"
Show Me The Money!

"Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat."
Yeah, where DO I want to go today??

"Sic semper tyrannus."
Your dinosaur is ill.

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computator."
It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
The government just stabbed me in the back!

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last updated July 14, 2003
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