An Introduction
Dilfest, also known as Dildolian Festival, was first spawned after a DIY dodgeball court was created for Scott Wilson's graduation commencement. Dilheads gather from all around the county to participate in tournaments that test their physical being, mental capacity and lack of concern for their bodies.
This year, at the beginning of the new decade, Dilfest 3 will be held on May 22, 2010. It will be ballsier, hungrier, sweatier, bloodier, viciouser, faster, hairier, fattier, skinnier, hottier, tastier, hoggier, musclier, dirtier, coldier, testosteronier, vomitier, and Dilfestier than the previous years. A pig will be sacrificed, people will be bloodied, bruised and beatin in the Death pit and exhaustion will happen. Don't worry. Champions get rewarded at Dilfest. Beginning this year there will be a Dilfest Hall Of Fame board, as well as a new trophy that will be handed down each year to the dodgeball champions. Exclusive t-shirts will be handed down to the champions of each event. You might leave Dilfest broken, sore and slobbering but you will have the satisfaction of participating in one of the most grueling events in Brimfield.
(Never been to Dilfest and have no idea what you just read?)
Dilfest, a festival thrown once a year at the beginning of summer, will be held on June 05, 2010. Dilfest will host a Ping-Pong tournament, a Volleyball tournament and a Dodgeball tournament. There will also be basketball, corn hole and badminton to play throughout the day as well. Winners of the tournaments will receive free Dilfest championship t-shirts as well as getting their pictures placed on the Dilfest Hall Of Fame board. Check out the previous Dilfest pages for pictures.
How You Can Help Dilfest 2 from David Wilson on Vimeo.
As Dilfest continues to grow we ask that you please contribute 5 dollars towards the purchase of the roasting pig as well as other materials that make Dilfest possible. Dilfest has won many awards for its tasty selection of food and wonderful deserts. Only you can keep that tradition so delicious by bringing a plate of the most excellent food you can make or find. We have been able to have a smorgus board of food thanks to attendees supplying some of the best food around. To donate 5 dollars and let us know your dish please e-mail David.Manofwar@gmail.com
Need More?
Check out this video from a previous Dilfest.
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